EVIL PARODYSTUCK KARKAT

01/11/24 - "THE END"

04/02/24 - "==>"

29/01/24 - "==>"

20/01/24 - "Karkat: Realize."

19/01/24 - "==>"

18/01/24 - "==>"

18/01/24 - "Karkat: Check your chittr notifications."

18/01/24 - "==>"

18/01/24 - "Karkat: Accept the apple juice and take a sip."

18/01/24 - "Dave: Take out one of the apple juices you were given and offer it to Karkat."

18/01/24 - "Karkat: Sit down on the ground."

18/01/24 - "==>"

18/01/24 - "Knight: Rise up."

17/01/24 - "==>"

17/01/24 - "Karkat: Point your sickle towards yourself."

17/01/24 - "Dave: Approach the slab with caution."

17/01/24 - "==>"

17/01/24 - "Dave: Hand over the wallet after much hesitation."

17/01/24 - "Dave: Take out the wallet but don't hand it over yet."

17/01/24 - "==>"

17/01/24 - "Dave: Now it's your turn to look in horror."

17/01/24 - "Karkat: Retrieve the pen and look at it in horror."

17/01/24 - "Karkat: Return in a matter of seconds from Dave's perspective."

17/01/24 - "Karkat: Close the timeloop."

17/01/24 - "Karkat: Place wallet on the pavement."

16/01/24 - "==>"

16/01/24 - "Karkat: Go back in time."

16/01/24 - "Karkat: Retrieve body and slabs from regular wallet and recaptchalogue them to Doom wallet."

16/01/24 - "Dave: Give the wallet."

16/01/24 - "Dave: Pop open an apple juice."

16/01/24 - "Karkat: Retrieve six-pack of apple juice from wallet."

16/01/24 - "==>"

16/01/24 - "Karkat: Go get that wallet."

16/01/24 - "Karkat: Try finding a wallet modus again."

16/01/24 - "==>"

15/01/24 - "Karkat: Try out a new look."

15/01/24 - "==>"

15/01/24 - "Karkat: Go shopping."

15/01/24 - "Karkat: Acquire a new wallet."

15/01/24 - "==>"

14/01/24 - "Karkat: Try your luck asking your twitter followers for a wallet modus."

15/01/24 - "Time: Pass again."

14/01/24 - "Karkat: Finish writing the note and put it in the wallet."

14/01/24 - "Karkat: Start rewriting the note."

14/01/24 - "==>"

14/01/24 - "Karkat: Put everything back in the wallet."

14/01/24 - "==>"

14/01/24 - "Dave: Hand over your blue pen."

14/01/24 - "Dave: Say goodbye to apple juice."

14/01/24 - "==>"

14/01/24 - "Karkat: Be a terrible liar."

14/01/24 - "Dave: Look at the note and chuckle a little."

14/01/24 - "Karkat: Take the note out of your pocket and hand it to Dave."

14/01/24 - "Dave: Accept this gracious gift."

14/01/24 - "Karkat: Retrieve apple juice from sylladex."

14/01/24 - "Dave: Transfer the corpse to the wallet."

14/01/24 - "Karkat: Give Dave the wallet."

14/01/24 - "Karkat: Find Dave."

14/01/24 - "Karkat: Return"

14/01/24 - "Karkat: Captchalogue the slabs but make sure to skip Aradia's slab."

14/01/24 - "Karkat: Captchalogue Aradia."

14/01/24 - "==>"

13/01/24 - "TURN AROUND, MORON."

13/01/24 - "==>"

12/01/24 - "==>"

11/01/24 - "==>"

11/01/24 - "Karkat: Captchalogue the slab."

11/01/24 - "==>"

11/01/24 - "Karkat: Lay down on your slab and take a breather."

11/01/24 - "==>"

10/01/24 - "==>"

10/01/24 - "Karkat: Crank this shit up to eleven."

10/01/24 - "==>"

10/01/24 - "Karkat: Focus on your plan."

10/01/24 - "==>"

09/01/24 - "==>"

10/01/24 - "==>"

10/01/24 - "Karkat: Clean up this mess."

10/01/24 - "==>"

09/01/24 - "Karkat: Examine contents of the last card."

09/01/24 - "==>"

09/01/24 - "Karkat: Check contents of wallet."

09/01/24 - "==>"

09/01/24 - "Karkat: Read the note."

09/01/24 - "Karkat: Pick up the wallet."

09/01/24 - "==>"

09/01/24 - "Karkat: Go search for the thing."

09/01/24 - "Karkat: Captchalogue the sucker juju."

09/01/24 - "Dave: Captchalogue your friend's corpse."

09/01/24 - "Karkat: Reluctantly look over at your corpse."

09/01/24 - "Dave: Hug your friend who's suddenly alive."

07/01/24 - "==>"

07/01/24 - "Karkat: Put the ring on."

07/01/24 - "==>"

07/01/24 - "Karkat: Open the box."

07/01/24 - "==>"

07/01/24 - "Karkat: Turn the flashlight on."

07/01/24 - "==>"

06/01/24 - "==>"

06/01/24 - "Dave: Look around like an idiot."

05/01/24 - "==>"

05/01/24 - "Dave: Look around."

05/01/24 - "Karkat: Realize how stupid this is."

05/01/24 - "==>"

05/01/24 - "Karkat: Create your magnum opus."

05/01/24 - "Dave: Stop your attempt after all the flashing lights are gone and see that the body is still there."

31/12/23 - "==>"

31/12/23 - "Dave: Attempt to rewind time and bring your friend back."

28/12/23 - "==>"

27/12/23 - "==>"

27/12/23 - "Karkat: Look around."

27/12/23 - "==>"

26/12/23 - "==>"

26/12/23 - "Karkat: CHOOSE."

26/12/23 - "Karkat: Persuade."

25/12/23 - "==>"

25/12/23 - "You better watch out, cancer."

24/12/23 - "==>"

24/12/23 - "Karkat: Have a realization."

22/12/23 - "Dave: Wake up a bit, happier."

22/12/23 - "==>"

22/12/23 - "Koishi: Disappear back into paradox space."

22/12/23 - "Koishi: Give karkat another stag beetle."

22/12/23 - "Koishi: Appear in front of Karkat."

21/12/23 - "==>"

21/12/23 - "Dave: Be already asleep."

21/12/23 - "==>"

21/12/23 - "Karkat: Go look for a first aid kit or something."

21/12/23 - "==>"

21/12/23 - "Karkat: Sit up and look at the bottle in your hand."

21/12/23 - "==>"

20/12/23 - "==>"

20/12/23 - "Koishi: Put a beetle in Karkat’s hair and disappear."

20/12/23 - "Time: Pass."

19/12/23 - "==>"

18/12/23 - "==>"

17/12/23 - "==>"

31/12/23 - "Karkat: Go on chittr and complain about your current situation."

31/12/23 - "Dirk: Grab those two and abscond to avoid answering."

23/12/23 - "==>"

23/12/23 - "Dirk: Contemplate existence and all the choices that led to this moment."

22/12/23 - "Karkat: Try to comprehend what's happening."

22/12/23 - "==>"

22/12/23 - "???: Decide to interrupt."

20/12/23 - "==>"

19/12/23 - "Karkat: Let go of the poor guy."

19/12/23 - "==>"

19/12/23 - "Karkat: Get a fucking grip."

18/12/23 - "==>"

17/12/23 - "==>"

17/12/23 - "Dave: Throw the trickster pop."

17/12/23 - "==>"

17/12/23 - "Karkat: Turn around."

17/12/23 - "==>"

17/12/23 - "Karkat: Pay the first person from THE LIST a little visit on their chittr profile."

17/12/23 - "Karkat: Make a hit list of all the tricksters."

17/12/23 - "==>"

17/12/23 - "Karkat: Retrieve bottle of vodka from your sylladex."

17/12/23 - "Karkat: Conveniently remember you captchalogued a bottle of polish vodka exactly one month ago."

17/12/23 - "==>"

17/12/23 - "->"

17/12/23 - "Jack: Show the Knight of Time your plan."

17/12/23 - "==>"

16/12/23 - "==>"

16/12/23 - "Karkat: STRIFE ANYWAY."

16/12/23 - "==>"

16/12/23 - "Karkat: Observe from afar."

16/12/23 - "==>"

16/12/23 - "Karkat: Abscond."

16/12/23 - "==>"

16/12/23 - "Karkat: Take a closer look at weird shit in the distance."

16/12/23 - "Be trans polish atheist Karkat Vantas."