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KARKAT: WHAT IF I JUST ROB SOMEONE?
KARKAT: ...
KARKAT: DAVE CAN YOU PLEASE PUNCH THIS IDEA OUT OF MY HEAD? CAUSE I'M STARTING TO GET DESPERATE HERE AND I JUST MIGHT...
DAVE: if you rob someone you cant even guarantee that they use a wallet modus and youll get yourself arrested killed or just smacked around
DAVE: does that help
KARKAT: IF I GET MYSELF KILLED THEN THE PROBLEM WOULD FIX ITSELF, WOULDN'T IT?
DAVE: not if nobody is able to get you on the slab because the person you decide to rob chooses to steal the wallet you have or get rid of the wallet
DAVE: etc etc etc
KARKAT: DAVE.
KARKAT: I GAVE *YOU* THE WALLET.
DAVE: …..id be an accomplice??
DAVE: ok maybe i forgot i had it but someone could also just again, not have a wallet and you rob a guy who could probably beat the shit out of you for no reason
KARKAT: OK OK WAIT, LISTEN.
KARKAT: REMEMBER HOW YOU SAID KNOWING HOW THINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO GO CAN FUCK OVER THE TIMELINE?
KARKAT: I THINK WE'RE DOING THAT RIGHT NOW. WE'RE OVERCOMPLICATING THINGS.
DAVE: oh damn we are arent we.
DAVE: fuck i hate timetravel
KARKAT: YEAH... LET'S JUST HIDE THE WALLET SOMEWHERE FOR NOW AND WORRY ABOUT THE REST LATER. IT WILL PROBABLY ALL FIX ITSELF ANYWAY.
DAVE: yeah
DAVE: everythings in the wallet that needs to be so nothing should go wrong
KARKAT: UHHH... YEAH ABOUT THAT.. BEFORE I DROP THE WALLET BACK IN THE PAST I'LL HAVE TO PUT ALL THE SHIT THAT WAS THERE WHEN I FOUND IT BACK.
DAVE: makes sense
KARKAT: OK SO THAT WOULD BE... ALL THE SHAVING CREAM THAT'S STILL IN THERE, A BOTTLE OF APPLE JUICE, TWO SQUIDDLES, A CROWBAR, MUSIC BOXES... FUCK, I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE TO THAT SICKLE I FOUND IN THERE TOO.
DAVE: wait wait wait wait no i still have the juice let me put that back