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KARKAT: I TOLD YOU IT WOULD FUCKING WORK.
DAVE: ….im gonna pass out
KARKAT: WHAT. WHY???
DAVE: im being dramatic just
DAVE: damn im glad that didnt fuck up.
KARKAT: YEAH
KARKAT: NOTHING'S EXPLODING SO I GUESS THE TIMELINE ISN'T DOOMED.
KARKAT: PROBABLY.
DAVE: well…..timeline isnt doomed and youre a blood god now!
DAVE: ugh blood..
KARKAT: HUH. FIGURES THAT I HAD TO BLEED OUT *TWICE* FOR THIS.
DAVE: yeah hahahahaha B(
KARKAT: SHIT SORRY, DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU FEEL ALL SQUEAMISH
DAVE: dont worry about that im just glad youre alive
DAVE: like god man i was worried you were gonna be gone for good which would suck considering you JUST came back from the dead
DAVE: but look at you!! youre god tier! youve joined the club!
KARKAT: DAVE, THERE WERE *TWO* OF MY CORPSES ON THAT SLAB FOR A HOT MINUTE.
KARKAT: IF ANYTHING YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN WORRIED ABOUT HAVING TO PUT UP WITH TWO GOD TIER MES v:B
DAVE: oh god what a nightmare…..
DAVE: pfft haha just kidding i have enough insufferable energy in me to annoy two karkats
DAVE: glad it didnt come to that though
KARKAT: YEAH...
KARKAT: OK THIS IS GONNA SOUND REALLY FUCKING STUPID
KARKAT: BUT I KIND OF FEEL LIKE I CAN FINALLY RELAX FOR A MOMENT AFTER SO GOGDAMN LONG
DAVE: dude why would that sound stupid.
DAVE: youve died *twice* in the last like week and now youre basically a god.
DAVE: its not stupid to feel like you can relax
KARKAT: OH OK GOOD, IT'S JUST...
KARKAT: A *LOT* HAS HAPPENED IN SUCH A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME AND