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DAVE: dude just fucking
DAVE: give me the bottle
DAVE: let it go
KARKAT: DAVENO I NE3D IT!!! GET TEH FCK AWY
DAVE: no you dont
DAVE: now give it
KARKAT: IG UOU DONT LETGO ODF YHIS B9TLE I WILLBITE YOY
DAVE: no you wont
DAVE: give me the fucking bottle youre gonna fuck up your liver
DAVE: troll liver…. whatever you fucking call it now give it
KARKAT: MY ORGQBS ARE NONE OF YOIR CONCWRN YPUFUCK
DAVE: yes they are because youre obviously out of your mind!!
KARKAT: ABD IG I GO SOBR ILK BE EVEB *M9RE* OUY OF MY MINF
DAVE: im not letting this bottle go
KARKAT: WRLL IM NOT LETTINF GO EITHTER
DAVE: well then it looks like we are at a standstill.
KARKAT: DAEV YHIS IS YOIR FINQL WARNGN I WILL ACTUYALY BITE YPU IF YIU FONT LET GO OFD THSI BOTTL RIHGT NOW
DAVE: im not letting go *you* let go
KARKAT: FVKC YOU!!!!!!!;!!!
==> Karkat: Bite Dave's arm.
==> Dave: Yank your arm away.
DAVE: OW dude what the fuck
DAVE: jesus christ dude i think you broke skin youre out of your fucking mind
KARKAT: WAIT I DID????
DAVE: ow yeah dude fuck you
KARKAT: I WARND YOU MUTLPLE TIEMS
==> Dave: Kick that asshole's shin.
==> Karkat: Collapse to the ground.
KARKAT: OW FVUK, YOY PRICJ
DAVE: dude im bleeding from the arm cuz of you
DAVE: honestly i was hoping youd drop that stupid bottle when you fell