KARKAT: WOW. WHAT AN OPENER LINE. "KARKAT".
KARKAT: NOT EVEN "HEY KARKAT" OR "DEAR KARKAT", JUST "KARKAT".
KARKAT: IS FUTURE ME REALLY *THAT* EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED?
DAVE: well youre the one writing it now so ask yourself
KARKAT: ...SHUT UP.