Karkat: Realize.

KARKAT: NOW WAIT A MINUTE
KARKAT: I'M NOT WEARING A BINDER
KARKAT: ...
KARKAT: THIS SHIT GAVE ME FREE TOP SURGERY???
DAVE: lmfao???? lucky
KARKAT: THE FUCK YOU MEAN "LUCKY"?
KARKAT: DID YOU NOT GET ONE BACK WHEN YOU GOD TIERED? IS THIS NOT NORMAL???
DAVE: not in my personal experience
KARKAT: YOU GOT SCAMMED
DAVE: 😔 im so sad
KARKAT: OH... I'M SORRY. THIS SUCKS ):B
DAVE: mehh i live with it
KARKAT: I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN'T JUST GET IT YOURSELF BUT STILL...
KARKAT: IT'S SO FUCKED UP THAT I GOT IT AND YOU DIDN'T. HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK? HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FAIR???
DAVE: idk maybe it was the fact that you had two bodies god tier technically 🤷‍♂️ i dunno
KARKAT: HMMMM... I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE?
KARKAT: STILL UNFAIR THOUGH