KARKAT: HEY CHITTR, WHICH PAIR SHOULD I GET?
You post that and wait.
Several minutes later you check chittr again and find the majority of replies unanimously voted for red soles. You purchase that pair.
DOOMGUY: ...why do you need combat boots??
KARKAT: DEFINITELY NOT FOR KICKING HOLES IN SOME HIGHBLOODS' FENCES...
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