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KARKAT: THANK GOG I'M NOT IN THE TIMELINE WHERE THE WORLD IS ENDING ACTUALLY BECAUSE I'M SURE AS FUCK NOT PLAYING SGRUB ALL OVER AGAIN. FUCK THAT.
LESBIAN SKYLLA (@countryladyy453): gog, yya better be thankful darlin’, it’s tirin’ over here when yya gotta work with a damn heiress to the throne of alternia, well, “ex” heiress i suppose.
KARKAT: WAIT DIDN'T SHE WANT YOU DEAD LAST TIME I HEARD? I SAW THE WANTED POSTER AND EVERYTHING...
SKYLLA: how do yya think i’ve felt all this time? i gotta keep ‘er alive and make sure she doesn’t get culled. it’s so gog damn conflictin’, atleast i got some companyy while im here though.
KARKAT: DAMN, THAT SUCKS. GOOD LUCK WITH ALL OF THAT AND DON'T LET HER KILL ANYONE ELSE
SKYLLA: trust me, she’s almost gotten culled byy me more than once, it’ll be fine. thanks for the concern sparkyy.
KARKAT: OK GOOD, SEEMS LIKE YOU GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL THEN
DOOMGUY: wait, the world is ending?
KARKAT: IF YOU CAN'T SEE ANY METEORS AND NOTHING'S ON FIRE THEN YOU'RE MOST LIKELY IN THE SAFE TIMELINE, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT
DOOMGUY: cool