DAVE: karkat. im going to be serious with you right now. can you promise me that you arent going to do something stupidly dangerous
KARKAT: DAVE I-
KARKAT: I CAN'T PROMISE YOU THAT.
KARKAT: IT *MIGHT* BE DANGEROUS WITH THE WAY I'LL GO ABOUT IT?
KARKAT: BUT I'LL PROBABLY BE FINE.
DAVE: …..god im going to regret this.