You manage to regain your balance and stand up, despite the pain in your shin and alcohol in your system. You take one last glance at the bottle of vodka, then throw it as far as you can. It goes flying across the room and shatters to pieces as it hits the floor.
DAVE: yippee no more alcohol poisoning!
DAVE: and it only took a bleeding arm and kicking your shin
KARKAT: SGIT. IM SORY ABOUT YOIR ARM. WE SHOILD PROBLY GO DISIF- DISENFE- CLEAN TAHT UP OR SOMETHGN...
DAVE: yeah probably because i am not having fun even looking at this
KARKAT: OH MY GOG IM SOSTUPID I JSUT DESTROYD TEH LAST BOTLE OF ALVOHOL I HAD.
KARKAT: WE CUOLDVE USED THAT...
DAVE: gonna be honest i dont want to potentially put your backwash on an open wound
KARKAT: OK YEAH TAHTS FAIR. BUT NOW WGAT
DAVE: i dunno but im just gonna… sit here for a second
KARKAT: FUVK ARE YPU OK? MAYB I SHOUDL GO LOOK FOR A FIRDT AID KIT OR SOM3THNG
DAVE: yeahyeah maybe actually
KARKAT: OK STAY RIHGT HERE