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AUTISTIC GAY TRANSGENDER DAVE (@turnt3chgod): whats up party people
DAVE: im here and dont have any custom sprites yet yeehaw
DAVE: #evilparodystuck
KARKAT: I GOT TUREND INTO A STUPID FUVKING TRICKSTER PRICK TODAY
DAVE: yeah i see that…
KARKAT: AT LEADT MY MIND IS SYILL INTACT *SOMEHOW*. WELL,, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT I'M STILL KINF OF DRUNK. EXCUSE TEH TYPOS.
DAVE: maybe thats *why* youre still kinda normal
DAVE: like the trickster stuff couldnt get to your head because youre drunk off your ass
KARKAT: OH FUVK I NEED TO DRINK MOER