DAVE: god wow ok! note to self dont fall asleep on the floor ever again
KARKAT: WJAT.
KARKAT: HOW THE FVCK ARE YOU A TRICKSTER NOW? I WAS HERE TEH WHOLE TIME, NO ONE THREW ANY SUCKER JUJUS IN YPUR DIRECTION ORANYTHINF
DAVE: huh…. welp didnt expect that haha
KARKAT: WAIT DONR TELL ME ITS BECWUSE I FUCKING BIT YOU
DAVE: i dunno! B)
KARKAT: HERE WE GO, I SCREWD UP YET AGAIN! AND ITS THE ONE THING I NAIVLY ASSUMED ID BE COMPETWNT ENOUGH TO ACHIEVE. DONT TURN ANYONE TRICKSTR.
KARKAT: BECAYSE HOW HARD CAJ THAT FUVKING BE????
DAVE: hey hey wait it cant be *that bad* just needs to be waited out right???
KARKAT: OK YOU KNOW WAHT? I HATE TO ADMIT IT BUT YOURW RIGHT AGAIN.
KARKAT: IM SO TIRED OF TRYINF TO FIGHT THIS TRICJSTER SHIT AND NOT RUIN ANYTJING ELSE. LETS JUST "WAIT IT OUT" ABD LET WHATEVER HAS TO HAPPEN HAPEN?
DAVE: alrighty! waiting it out it is B)