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KARKAT: WHAT THE *FUCK* JUST HAPPENED?????
SANTA SALTER: I guess I scared jack off because I was the one who killed and revived him
KARKAT: OK... I CLEARLY MISSED A LOT. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN?
SANTA SALTER: Your average multi fandom just trying to help people out as a santa
KARKAT: A WHAT? ...ACTUALLY, FORGET IT, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. I PROBABLY WOULD'VE BEEN DEAD BY NOW IF YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP SO UHH... THANKS? I GUESS?
SANTA SALTER: Yeah I sorta just appeared here and well the ball quest stuff happened and now we’re here
KARKAT: YEAH.......... SHIT, NOW HE'S OFF TO KILL ALL THE TRICKSTERS AGAIN.
SANTA SALTER: Either he kills all tricksters or they take over paradox space there’s not much we can do, unless we destroy the source somehow
KARKAT: WELL, I TOLD HIM TO DESTROY ALL THE SUCKER JUJUS INSTEAD BUT HE JUST WOULDN'T LISTEN!
SANTA SALTER: Hm I wonder if I could have enough magical energy to destroy at least one juju
KARKAT: OK IF THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE THEN MAYBE LOCK THEM ALL AWAY SOMEWHERE AND EAT THE KEY? AND QUARANTINE ALL TRICKSTERS UNTIL THEY GO BACK TO NORMAL? WHY IS EVERYONE'S FIRST SOLUTION TO ANY MINISCULE PROBLEM MURDER???
SANTA SALTER: Yk that’s not a half bad idea, and plus I only killed Jack because he got others killed/erased, but yeah there’s no reason to kill these tricksters if they go back to normal