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KARKAT: GOFG I FEEL LIEK SHIT WGEN WILL THS HEADACH GO AWAYY
DAVE: depends on if its a “i drank too much” headache or a “trickster mode is kicking my ass” headache
KARKAT: THE FIRSF ONE HOPEFULLLY
DAVE: maybe its both
DAVE: are you feeling particularly joyous
KARKAT: NOT REALY, NO
DAVE: ok good youre still at your default misery levels
KARKAT: GRRAHHGHHHHH RINGINF IN MY HEAR DUCTD NOW SOMEBOFY HELPP
DAVE: hear duct
KARKAT: YEAJ THATS WAHT I SAID SO?
DAVE: well its wrong
KARKAT: YPURE WFONG SHUTUP
DAVE: do you mean tear ducts
DAVE: have you been crying perhaps B( wah???
KARKAT: NO TOU SHIHTEAD I MEAN MY FUCKINF EARS
DAVE: ear canal
KARKAT: GOG I WANR TO FUCKIGN MURDR YOU
DAVE: why would you wanna do that to your buddy
DAVE: your pal
DAVE: your friend 🥺
KARKAT: MY ANNOYSNCE MOER THAN ANYTHINF
DAVE: whats that
DAVE: sorry i wasnt listening i was drinking juice🧃
KARKAT: IM FIGTHING THE URGE TO STRANGLW YOY
DAVE: oh word? keep that up buddy you dont look like youre doing really well at that
KARKAT: ONE MOER WORD AND I WILL VOMIT ON YPUR SHO3S
DAVE: wait are you actually about to vomit or…
DAVE: do you need a trash can or something
KARKAT: ...........MAYB
DAVE: oh shit uhhhhh
DAVE: go go gadget garbage can or whatever
DAVE: