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KARKAT: EAT SHIT, CROCKERC9RP!!!!!!;!
JANE: You look absurd.
KARKAT: ITS NOT LIJE I FUCKINF *WANT* T9 LOOK LIKE THIS, HAEV YOU THOUFGT OF *THAT*???
JANE: Maybe stop looking like it?
JANE: Run yourself out, that's how it goes.
KARKAT: WGAT THE *FUVK* ARE YOY TALKNG ABOUT?????!?
JANE: Ugh.
KARKAT: NO. DO NPT "UGH" AT ME. EXPLAIN TO ME HOW EXACTKY I CAN RWVERT THSI HORSESJIT.
JANE: It ends on its own eventually, or tire yourself out, both options seem to work.
KARKAT: OK IM GPNNA DRINK MOER THEN AND SEE IF THST WORKS. BUT IF IT DOESNT THEN I SWER TO FUCKJNG GOG CROCKER
JANE: I don't think that is going to help.
JANE: Frankly, I don't care, have fun with that.
KARKAT: GOG FUCKINF DAMMIT! AT LEADT TELL ME HOW LONG IM GONNS HAVETO WAIT
JANE: Not a damn clue.
KARKAT: *FUCK*!!!!!!!!!!!
JANE: Shucks buster, you're on your own here.