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KARKAT BUT HE CAN'T SWEAR (@carcinothegenes): THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T TRUST ANYBODY. LIES. LLIIIEEEESSS I TELL YOU. DECEIT. DECEPTION. DISHONESTY. DISINFORMATION. FALSEHOOD. OPERA GX THOUGHT THEY WOULD GET AWAY WITH TELLING A WHITE LIE. WHEN REALLY, IT WAS PITCH BLACK. YOU SHOULD ONLY TRUST YOURSELF. EVERYONE IS BOUND TO LYING.
KARKAT: TRUST NO ONE, NOT EVEN YOURSELF

KBHCS: LAST PART DOES NOT APPLY TO ME I HATE MYSELF.
KARKAT: DON'T WE ALL? ALL KARKATS, I MEAN. I'M PRETTY DAMN CERTAIN SELF-LOATHING IS AN ESSENTIAL PART OF BEING A KARKAT
KBHCS: THAT'S TRUE. HARD TO THINK THAT THERE MAY BE A KARKAT THAT *DOESN'T* HATE HIMSELF OR AT LEAST FUTURE/PAST SELVES.
KARKAT: YEAH ANYWAY, WHERE WERE WE?
KARKAT: OH RIGHT, I WAS POINTING A GUN AT YOU
KBHCS: SH- I MEAN.. CRUD. YEAH. CRUD.
KARKAT: WOAH THERE, NO SWEARING FOR YOU! YOU'RE ON THIN FUCKING ICE
KBHCS: I WOULD NEVER.