First of all, fuck you.

This is not a carrd or a rentry or a fucking linktree. You're not here just to fetch the links to all my socials and dip. This is a website. One based on all those old school websites you hear about but probably never got to experience yourself.

Go on, explore it. Click around. Live a little outside of the clutches twitter, instagram, and tiktok have on you. Stay here for more than 5 seconds for fuck's sake.

What, you still want a link to some sort of a profile? Fine, click here to go to my neocities profile. If you have to follow something, then let it be this site. Are you happy now?

Site button.

Webrings.

an image of the words NO AI / WEBRING in red, with a line through the O in NO. there are also two red arrows pointing left and right, and a little icon with two crossed arrows.

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There might be more but a while ago I mindlessly deleted all of my emails without checking them first. So uhh yeah, my bad ^ф_ф^

So what's the point of all this horseshit then?

I'm glad you asked. This site's purpose is to be my creative outlet and also storage for whatever the fuck I want. Expect some art, coding experiments that will definitely never backfire, and deranged rants about various crap that doesn't matter. It's a perpetual work in progress.