First of all, fuck you.

This is not a carrd or a rentry or a fucking linktree. You're not here just to fetch the links to all my socials and dip. This is a website. One based on all those old school websites you hear about but probably never got to experience yourself.

Go on, explore it. Click around. Live a little outside of the clutches twitter, instagram, and tiktok have on you. Stay here for more than 5 seconds for fuck's sake.

What, you still want a link to some sort of a profile? Fine, click here to go to my neocities profile. If you have to follow something, then let it be this site. Are you happy now?

Or go to my tryhackme profile, I guess:

Site button.

Webrings.

an image of the words NO AI / WEBRING in red, with a line through the O in NO. there are also two red arrows pointing left and right, and a little icon with two crossed arrows.

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There might be more but a while ago I mindlessly deleted all of my emails without checking them first. So uhh yeah, my bad ^ф_ф^

So what's the point of all this horseshit then?

I'm glad you asked. This site's purpose is to be my creative outlet and also storage for whatever the fuck I want. Expect some art, coding experiments that will definitely never backfire, and deranged rants about various crap that doesn't matter. It's a perpetual work in progress.